Sophia Kenyon, born and raised in a beautiful abode in University City, entered this world on a crisp autumn day in 1996. Ever since that wonderful late November evening, the spin cycle of the earth has been knocked off its course because of her pure awesomeness and talent. Ever notice that in the past couple years, more and more natural disasters have occurred? That’s because Mother Nature cannot handle the greatness of Sophia Kenyon. Her hobbies include singing in her band, Turtdwurm, stalking celebrities, listening to Hanson, and cruising around after school blasting Celine Dion. Being such a prodigious person, she also serves as captain for both the girls swim team and the water polo team. This year, Sophia joined the newspaper staff, which sent another ripple of power throughout the earth. Expect great things, you will receive nothing less from Sophia Kenyon.