I like drawing, reading and dragons. And good food.  And sleeping. Yep. No interest in making sacrifices to the dark lord at all. No nefarious plans or demon summoning in my house.

In the words of Max Lavergne, “People who euphemistically refer to ‘the pitter-patter of tiny feet’ seem to think that babies spring lightly and dexterously from foot to foot, rather than rolling and screaming like tiny fat meatworms.”